Wordly Andre

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  Finally! The Cure for Apostacy!

  by V in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  soon to be reviewed in the watchtower study (july 15 2006, "focus on the goodness of jehovah's organization" page 22, paragraph 15).. this is not a joke!.

  emanuel, for instance, was a witness who found fault with some things he read in publications of "the faithful and discreet slave.

  " (matthew 24:45) he stopped reading our christian literature and eventually told the elders of the local congregation that he no longer wished to be one of jehovah's witnesses.

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  Emanuel is an ASSHOLE!!!

  I think I have a problem swearing today!

  How many of you think that this story is made up by some crack smoking elders at bethel
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  How many JWs are there worldwide?

  by klydia in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sorry, i'm having a hard time finding this information!

  do they still print it on the back of their literature?

  thanks for you help :)

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  Total hours preaching is probably a lot less than that
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  Worst Thing Youve Done In A Meeting?

  by chuckie77 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  whats the worst thing youve done during a meeting?

  years ago, when i was a bit more wicked/naughty/younger than i am now, i thought i would take some drugs just prior to the meeting to see if it would make things any more interesting.

  it didnt, but at least i enjoyed the kingdom melodies tapping my foot to the beat and bopping my head!!

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  I was thinking about this on the way to work this morning,

  ok first thing is Damn a lot of Jerking off in the bathrooms, I never did it, some how I think I would go soft being in that place.

  The thing I was thinking about this morning that actually got me into the most trouble when I was a kid was, I HATED when ever the speaker said a quote from the bible you hear everyone flipping the pages to read in their own bible what he was saying, I thought that was the most stupid thing ever, I think I was 12 when I stopped doing it and I would sit there listening to all the pages, sounds like a bunch of paper flying in the wind, and you had those dorks who would say "uhhh I can flip to any book, chaper or verse in the bible faster than you" ASSHOLE, so I stopped doing it, my mom and dad would get pissed off at me, and everyone around me would look at me like I was sinning in front of them.

  What the fuck! he is going to say what you are going to read and chances are he will say another quote from the bible before you get to the first one WHY TRY!!! he is READING it for you!!!! ASSHOLES!!!!
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  Your Drink (in pub, bar or club/restaurant/home)

  by KW13 in

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  i love carling 'extra cold' lager.. .

  i am going to the pub tonight - whoo!

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  Dirty Martini (night clubs, or nice bars)

  Scotch (with a cigar)

  Red wine (with dinner)

  Any beer (any time)
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  I really want to do this..........but dont know if I should

  by vitty in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  im really ,seriously considering having a tummy tuck next year.

  i want to know if sometimes they dont work.

  its a lot of money if you dont get the results you want.

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  My sister in law had a Tummy tuck, it ended up being a pretty big deal, she had some problems after the operation and had to be taken to the ER for some bleeding problems, it took her over 6 months to recover, she is the only person I know to have it done, didn't look that great and with all the pain she went through I think a personal trainer at the local gym would have been better and cheaper in the long run.
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  Ever tempted to reveal yourself?

  by 5thGeneration in

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  being from canada and still "active", i always wonder whether i know other canadians on this board.

  trust me, some of you would know my family.. however, still being "active", i guess i'll have to wait to see some day.. anyone else same deal?.

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  I would, but as it is my family doesn't talk to me that much already, so I think if they had any proof of me supporting an "apostate" web-site they would never talk to me ever again, and as much as I don't like all the family drama, they still are my family, OH WELL.

  Another thing is I don't know if anyone here would even know me, I was a kid when I last attended meetings, and I looked VERY different than I do today.
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  What Music WERE You Allowed To Listen To?

  by gaiagirl in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, so we've talked before about music which was not permitted in our families, leaving us to listen to .... what?

  most people in my congregation generally approved of olivia newton-john, but became suspicious of her work after grease, when she bacame a "bad" girl.

  one song "landslide" contained the lines "minor desires became major needs, my needs won't be denied", which was taken as proof that she had gone over to the "dark side".

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  OMG

  If I let the JW's dictate what I listen to I would take a gun to my head.
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  Weird Dream

  by Wordly Andre in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  maybe a little influence from this website.

  i had this really strange dream last night, that i wrote a letter to my parents old congregation that i last attended with them, well in my dream my letter was to let them know that i was never a jw, and that any records of me they have to shred or destroy.

  i went to the hall and told some elder what i wanted to do, he asked me if i was baptized, i said no, but still wanted to do this, some other guy said "ok you will need to follow me", i walked down a long dark hallway and he opened two double doors to this big room that looked like a basement or bomb shelter, there were large tables in the middle of the room with papers and awakes and watchtowers all over them and a bunch of people who looked like half dead people you would see in scary movies just working away down there.

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  Wordly Andre

  Maybe a little influence from this website.

  I had this really strange dream last night, that I wrote a letter to my parents old congregation that I last attended with them, well in my dream my letter was to let them know that I was never a JW, and that any records of me they have to shred or destroy.

  I went to the hall and told some elder what I wanted to do, he asked me if I was baptized, I said no, but still wanted to do this, some other guy said "ok you will need to follow me", I walked down a long dark hallway and he opened two double doors to this big room that looked like a basement or bomb shelter, there were large tables in the middle of the room with papers and awakes and watchtowers all over them and a bunch of people who looked like half dead people you would see in scary movies just working away down there.

  I was told to sit there and wait and the person in charge would come in a little bit, they locked the doors to the room. I looked around the room and there were crosses upside down, broken pieces of statues like the virgin Mary, Saint Frances and Jesus, I asked one of the girls in the room, “what is that about” and she said “ Oh we have to keep those down here” Then she said "I am going to need your drivers license, Social security card, and passport".

  I woke up at this point and awoke my wife and told her about this creepy dream.
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  How Did You Choose Your Alias?

  by hambeak in

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  i' curious how everyone came up with these unique alias names.

  my partner gave me mine because my favorite meat is ham.. hambeak

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  Wordly Andre

  I have actually written on the board about my name, it should be Worldly Andre, not Wordly Andre, Yes I am a dork! I hit enter before I proof read what I wrote, sometimes my fingers lie to me!

  I use Worldy Andre because most of my JW family calls me Worldly and I like it.
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  Worst Thing Youve Done In A Meeting?

  by chuckie77 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  whats the worst thing youve done during a meeting?

  years ago, when i was a bit more wicked/naughty/younger than i am now, i thought i would take some drugs just prior to the meeting to see if it would make things any more interesting.

  it didnt, but at least i enjoyed the kingdom melodies tapping my foot to the beat and bopping my head!!

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  I almost forgot this one, I used to wear a cross to the meetings. I was in love with this worldly girl and she gave me a cross and made me promise to never take it off, I kept my promise and wore it under my clothes all the time. Doesn't seem that bad ass now, ha ha ha